is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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