Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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