You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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