What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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