Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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