Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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