I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.