the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
it's great music for shaving your balls
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra