Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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