Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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