let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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