Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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