I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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