none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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