She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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