I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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