This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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