He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles