no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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