Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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