YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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