i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
