i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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