We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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