He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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