and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I have post one night stand depression
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