just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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