OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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