I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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