She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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