i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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