O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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