I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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