Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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