Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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