Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
