Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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