I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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