Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Boobs are out for the taking
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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