Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot