Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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