lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
another moral hangover. fuck.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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