He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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