i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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