Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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