Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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