Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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