im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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