I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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