Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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