why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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