it's like iHOP with fire
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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