After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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