Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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