You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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